@baddalailama the result of exploring sex and drugs to their outer limits feels identical but brings opposite results (death vs new life)

@bluthquotes #4orless in the banana stand

The single greatest argument for legalizing #gaymarriage is the possibility of televised gay divorce court. YOU WOULD WATCH THAT.

@hollymishcut @hobbiestuart @laurenahayes @benzona_ hauntingly beautiful

@nosirromdivad http://t.co/Wj9pq8RG

If you find yourself using pop-up precut tape strips while wrapping Christmas presents I think you need to reevaluate your life.

Skrillex-cinema (mindcrack edit) beyond bass heavy, you'll go deep into this one #ravefortunecookie #thatdoesntmakesense

I just realized that never, ever, not even once in my life, have I had to worry about if I was going to get to eat that day. & I'm thankful.

#FF @chictopia @fredzahedi @cschweitz @benoprstu @baddalailama @forbes

@baddalailama yup, if you're not enough without the medal you will never be enough with it

Perhaps we use the term "terrorism" too readily.

Blah blah blah amherst blah blah blah yachts blah blah blah polo, then he told me I was pretty and date over #standard

Why am I not dating someone in the glitch mob?

Telling your mother a different problem so you don't have to discuss your actual problem when she asks what's wrong. #whitegirlproblems

@baddalailama worse: seeing people fight for close parking spots at the gym

My mother is trying to argue that her crushed velvet leopard print turtleneck short sleeve dress is timeless. #wrong

My first #FF @baddalailama @theonion @charliemcdowell all deeply extrospective

"you will be fortunate, if you accept the next proposition you hear" #fortunecookie #inbed?

"I had a wonderful dream. No one was fat." Jimmy

I think I'd go to church more if it weren't for the people at church.