Just received a DMCA takedown notice for a document that explains how to issue DMCA takedown notices. I feel like I'm being trolled.

@edm To me, a bigger question is why do @davidguetta and @djafrojack voluntarily continue to work with @chrisbrown?

If you like it, you should put a generator on it.

WARNING: THERE IS A VICIOUS DOG ON THE MUNI! (cc: @emergencypuppy @drgrist @munidiaries) http://t.co/DuVqttWV

All the ass slapping in football makes me think I deeply misunderstood these guys in high school. #missedopportunities

UPS guy & I just had the best CA convo: "Sup?" "All good, how's yer day." "Hella good, yer my last. Sign here." "Right on" "Right on. Late."

This seems like a very American thing to do. pic.twitter.com/BxLiPkx5

The pictures of Endeavour rolling through the streets of LA are just *amazing*  http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/10/a-space-shuttle-on-the-streets-of-los-angeles/100386/ …

@burritojustice @misc I'm going to use convused for the mixture of convolution and confusion that I used to think confusion meant.

The children's book series writes itself. RT @ronniejoice: WARNING: DO NOT GO TO FARRINGDON STATION. http://t.co/DuadDVA4

Tanforan Japanese internment camp, 1942. On the hill you can make out the South San Francisco sign. Unsettling as hell. http://t.co/SgsO54fX

Hipster reaction to Instagram purchase is roughly equivalent to when R.E.M. ditched IRS for Warner Bros Records in 1988.

Apple announces that iPad 3 will
instead be called iPad: Tokyo Drift.

When gay guys move in together, part 14: the consolidated tea light/scented candle collection. http://t.co/RPNNf43D

Christmas really is a mood, not a day.

I bet Apple will have someone in marketing whose job is to enforce the "plural" in Mavericks. #jobcreators

Oh man I did that thing again where I was so taken with a butt I nearly walked into moving traffic.

...I have a problem.

@netdiva It's cute, but you're cuter. :-)

@edm @krewella They're actually The Fleetwoods of @edm.  http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/27478575/The+Fleetwoods+fleetwoods3420.jpg …  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fleetwoods …

@transitmap @lukobe @burritojustice @enf This is my set of the unfinished I-380/I-280 interchange.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonbentley/sets/72157624399521253/ …