Dear @o2 - I absolutely love you :) great job done by all! http://t.co/uRuQzDUL

Dear @givebloodnhs if you lifted your ridiculous rules on gay men giving blood you'd get a whole load more donations

Some idiot just put an anti-gay marriage leaflet through the door and @buxben's mum chased him down the street and gave him what for!

Jedward have buff bodies.. #JustSayin #celebjuice

In case you missed it.. Here's @kirk_official wanking on Skype. (NSFW, obv.!) Made my evening! 😍 pic.twitter.com/eEZiIZ1fmK

Carly Rae Jepsen has gone up in my estimations! You go girl..  http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/21675221 …

Ooops.. pic.twitter.com/SdDu6BIU

Here's my #ChristmasPants pic... Might as well join in! http://t.co/rfpM2ywO

Is it ironic that the winning song is more Irish-sounding than the Irish song that came last? #eurovision

@handsomesmiler he's on the right!! pic.twitter.com/bScQGFEVBb

Does my hair look mermaid-y?! Lol pic.twitter.com/sDzwSmY5ma

We have a lady in our bed! @buxben pic.twitter.com/vUIpzAHcM0

Not surprised by any of this in the slightest... pic.twitter.com/u2OMPKubEn

Can't believe it's snowing in New York. So magical, wish I was there 😞

#London2012 #InspireAGeneration http://t.co/rcmqR5jv

And here is @buxben 's.. He looks a lot better than me! (I bought them!) #ChristmasPants http://t.co/QK223dt6

The most disgusting, racist c*nt of a woman in the World. Watch and hunt her down and get her out of 'her' country. http://t.co/u9FJBiXv

BBC ONE HD launches 3rd November at 7pm :-)

Ok retro #showpantssaturday 2 time I think this was probably my most popular. Lol. http://twitpic.com/1y56ab

You can get iOS4 early from here: follow the instructions carefully. It does work tho! http://bit.ly/bYK6jG