"Siri, I need a pilot program for a military M-109 helicopter."

Any Brisbane ladies interested in learning how to code? Come along to Rails Girls Brisbane next month. It’s free.  http://railsgirls.com/brisbane.html 

I don't remember following @nowreport but it seems it used to be a Steve Jobs parody account. Unfollowed. http://t.co/BWiilhTb

Do you often travel on Brisbane trains? Would you like a push notification if your line has an issue? Get  http://servicestatusapp.com/ . It’s free.

rm -rf --with-fire

The patch is on an obscure feature branch. You've probably never heard of it.

Political drinking game: Drink the entire bottle of scotch if the other candidate wins.

Shit happens. Prevent it when you can, fix it later when you can't. Don't stress over it.

Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love life.

class Object
def like_a_boss
self
end
end

While Mozilla and Microsoft are debating which of them has the more modern browser, I'll be over here using WebKit.

Next Stop is awesome if you use Brisbane or Gold Coast buses. It reminds you when you’re about to arrive at your stop.  http://nextstop.me/ 

Pro tip: Use Ctrl-O and Ctrl-I to between older/newer cursor positions. The jumplist saves so much time when moving around. #vim

“Left Unspoken” is one of those shorts where the second viewing is very different to the first. http://t.co/eczCahtg

Small atomic commits. Why is this so hard people?

Lost a `git stash`? Try something like `git fsck --lost-found | grep '^dangling commit' | cut -d ' ' -f 3- | xargs git show --stat`.

“You have to look at where you actually want to go, not where you’re frightened that you might end up.” — Douglas Adams

My to do list for today:

1. Procrastinate
2. Finish this list

$HOME is where the dotfiles live.  http://freshshell.com/ 

No need to copy pasta those dotfiles around anymore! @twe4ked and I have built a tool to help manage them.  http://freshshell.com/ 

Distractions: "If you know you have a meeting in an hour, you don't even start working on something hard." So true. http://t.co/9L6iBLDg