@rare_basement Crows have a complex language, an intricate social hierarchy, teach their young socially, use tools, and are beautiful. :)

Entergy Power Outage Map: pic.twitter.com/znsrFyFK

Donate to public radio or I will stab you in the eye.

"Which Hugs are you?" "I'm not a Hugs."

I've never been more in love with anything or anyone than I am with New Orleans.

There's a third-strike law for alligator theft in this state.

@spaghettijesus Sinister Jew, Good Jew. http://t.co/CDah0MK2

Dick Joke Temporality Theory: The eighth-dimension thread-theory postulation that dick jokes manifest themselves in all places at once.

#robust pic.twitter.com/g4LGJ257Ut

Twitter says there were 231,500 Tweets per minute during the power outage.

So, @duris is my hero.

I spilled coffee on myself at a press conference on Monday, & two WGNO dudes snickered at me. I leaned over and said "How's those ratings?"

No, I don't want to download your app to read one fucking story, every publication's mobile site ever.

Good thing they waited to vacate the suspensions until our season was over.

Interesting how I'm losing my ability to learn from my mistakes. I'm going to be a wicked crotchety old man.

404 pm. Jason Not Found.

Since only @humidbeing was MAN enough to retweet this, here: Music Inside Out, w/a couple of my photos from 2008. http://t.co/rb7LGL8u

True friends help you move. Better friends don't move.

Dreamed I fell in love with a nerdy girl.

So, I go to check out a potential client's Twitter, and it's all just @dudehugs retweets.