Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"The snickerdoodles are ready!"
--lame at at UFC party
Look, couple of big accounts that keep following/unfollowing, I don't follow accounts that don't retweet. Give it up.
I've gotta say, I'm feeling pretty happy with my Wii U right now.
GUYS EVEN THOUGH I'M 46 I'M TOTALLY INTO THE XBOX NEWS I LOVE GAMEBING AND GAMEBERS GO XBOX I AM RAD PSYCHED ABOUT XBOX NEWS SUCH NEW NEWS
Xbox one is that guy at the party that leaves without saying bye to anyone
Fun fact: corn dogs are not made from canines, but rather from raccoon-like creatures that are made of corn and have hot dogs for bones.
Even Sony fans have something to look forward to tomorrow. Chances are the majority of games shown will be available for PS4, too.
That's the secret to being successful in social media, by the way: Recognizing that some stuff just isn't worth saying out loud. EVER.
If I were a bird, I'd shit on your car.
Then I'd tweet about it.
Don't want to live on this planet anymore etc. RT @wario64: lol http://www.gonintendo.com/content/uploads/images/2013_4/BKbcHjZCQAAuXZh.jpg …
I got attacked by a gaggle of hobos.
I'm so bummed right now.
63% of Americans are overweight, and the remaining 18% are terrible at math. That's why I've decided to move to Alaska.
While I am not the authority on 'being happy,' I'm almost certain it doesn't involve obsessing over people you hate.
girl call me the canadian spelling cause i'm wrong without u
I'm afraid the constant "ssss" sound of this water running is going to make me onomatopoeia my pants.
My cousin graduated from college today, but she only has 17 twitter followers so I think we know who the successful one outta the family is.
Gonna mow the lawn in a zig zag to piss off my neighbor that spent 2 hours making sure his grass was perfect this morning.
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes.... It's dark, isn't it?
Video game writer person, currently attempting to raise money to assemble maybe the best collection of NES video game reviews you'll ever see!