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11 year olds today: "Omg I luv smokin pot. I get lyke so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Pokemon!"
RT if you got a big dick
Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and stupid.
Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.
2 words, 1 finger.
Saying "what“ but then one second later realizing what they said.
It doesn't matter who gets elected, the country is still gonna suuuuuuck.
Time saving tip! Instead of saying "I love my Beats by Dre headphones", save time by just saying "I'm a massive tool".
Sexy football team: Nebraska Cockhuskies.
FUCK THE DEBATE. Imma watch Avengers.
I am a furry so if u got a problem with furries f*** off