Wish my history teacher had used Star Wars to teach me! #tedxgvl

Pope joins twitter... Quits two months later. This is why we can't have nice things.

Seeing a lot of articles telling me how to discuss the #CTshooting w/ kids... Can somebody make some sense of it for me first?

@swimmingworld I think some swimmers just try to see how wet they can get the lane timers. Soaked.

@uvmer Guy who used to work for me battled a GBM for nearly 3 years. Passed this weekend. Dx after mom died. suckage #braintumorthursday

well it appears we have crashed the fbi website. This is why we can't have nice things.

My office view today. Table Rock State Park @sc_state_parks pic.twitter.com/7N1t4Ki2h1

Ouch. RT @buzzfeedandrew: Google's Eric Schmidt on CNN: "There are simply more smart Indians and Chinese than there are Americans."

@harto that joke was reVOLTing #dadjokes

The less I run, the tighter my jeans get. 'Skinny' jeans are tight, right? #stylish

Words a father never wants to hear... "Your daughter is on the pole." Congrats Danica's Dad...

@theboringrunner Handprints? I expected far better from you.

GREENVILLE RESIDENTS: BREAD AND MILK-ALERT WINTER WEATHER DEFCON LEVEL THREE

Looks like Notre Dame is a great fit for the ACC.

I bet if Ron Paul was president the government wouldn't force time changes upon us. I have the right to have my own timezone.

My son with NBA champ Adrian Branch. Sportin the bling! @brandon_864 @merrittwill pic.twitter.com/EU8ALeXF1H

In Hell, "reply all" will be the only option.

@mverley @theboringrunner If its any consolation...Stone Phillips hasn't been on Dateline since 2007.. (I think Adam might be an old person)

@pourmecoffee Its called Congress.

Next police officer you see....shake their hand and offer a thank you.