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why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
Actually so embarrassing seeing girls change to try fit in with the boy that they like.. jesus christ.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
When boys just tweet about things they hate girls doing/wearing.. who cares, shut up, they can dress how they want, it's not up to you.
Don't understand people who are in relationships where their boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't let them do anything.. sounds like shit
i’ve written a song about a tortilla.... well it’s more of a wrap
What do you call a man that's half way home???? Hamish.