just sat down to tweet something but it's gone.

marriage, because life is not meant to be easy

Saturday morning 'adult' time interrupted by a knock on the door. Mother in law, just passing thru! at 8am. FFS! My God!

filled sink with water, added detergent & stacked plates But the water is too hot so i'll have to wait for it to cool #livetweetkitchenclean

nearly half way home on the train and i haven't punched anyone in the face

Waving from the bus as we pass my office. Hmm. No one waves back. They must be busy. #OhWell

I started following @rapparick because i think he is wearing my hat.

Mr15 will be Mr 16 tomorrow. He asked wot legal entitlements he gets. So we googled 'age of consent' & we laughed & laughed & now i'm crying

Irony is working from home with a broken leg when the courier arrives with a parcel that is a new pair of ADIDAS running shoes

3 Long Island Iced Teas and i am talking about getting my legs waxed

Be warned folks. Today is the day i will go apeshit over every little annoying thing u do.

"@stanleybehrman: Mirrors should be avoided on Sunday mornings." or just mornings in general :-)

@demented_jokes u r a sick filthbag. this shit is not funny and u r not human.

Cat got ur thumb?

#ff @tannedgod @adventurelive @wickedcrickett @davestevens87 @breadery @peterpanwine @mrpayney @dannymch2o @wheresmajaiket no reason really

at some point this week I will notch up my 10,000th tweet. And with riveting info like this... the followers just keep lining up

Nothing silences the crowd at the footy quite like the Last Post on ANZAC Day. Lest We Forget, and go the @nrl_dragons

"@mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth" @moman31 lol!

@mikemundzy if mothers in law came from mongrel dogs, then how come there's still mongrel dogs?

@dannywarwickjnr sounds like a win win win situation :-)