#OccupyPhilly, you're losing perspective. Get out of the way of renovations and JOBS. #99percent

That @rubykarp is the cutest and full of refreshing wisdom. The proof is here: @hellogiggles http://t.co/lELEQ85w

While I celebrate their spirit of entrepreneurship, I'm a little hung up on the details.  http://instagr.am/p/WXZUFmqyCb/ 

This one's for @bbyneeks. RT “@jameswcoker: I hear Phil Collins is opening an Optometrist office for cats called Take A Look At Me Meow.”

Now a gaggle of ducklings just stumbled into the yard where the German shepherd puppies are. He's never going to let me watch anything else.

Did @imtanyab text that to you?!? “@hipstermermaid: Sext: "I have wine and a Netflix queue full of documentaries."

Here's hoping it doesn't take the electric company as long as it did the tranquilizer people. #fingerscrossed