"Yo, this slimy rock takes my dirt away." -Vin Diesel using a bar of soap #VinDieselSunday

Me = Liz Lemon + Pam Beesly / (Carlton Banks - $$$)

The best possible thing ever happened while @paulscheer was examining her Facebook page #DCM14 http://t.co/vcMHWYKZ

Little itty bitty Selena Gomez #mtvupfront @ Beacon Theatre  http://instagram.com/p/YiyfihM3_N/ 

This photo is the perfect visual representation of @sabrinafon and @patrickcotnoir 's relationship. pic.twitter.com/h6DevK6a

We successfully got frozen bananas on the menu! @relbmats @williamgalbavy @teapuddles (CC: @patrickcotnoir ) pic.twitter.com/K6k1NELR

. @clomemalone is dressed like Stephen Stills tonight. #TCGS #BEEFOFF @chrisgethard

If you can play the bass line to Around The World I will give you my hand in marriage

So thanks to @chrisgethard we now have One Direction posters lining our office cubicles #TCGS #twist #1D http://t.co/mWabMJGC

TBS picks up Happy Endings and Go On, FOX brings back 24, The Amanda Bynes Show comes to Netflix and everybody's happy.

"So if y'all lookin for gold / go on place yo bets / 'cause a Lannister always pays his f*ckin debts." -Snoop Lion, 'Watch The Iron Throne'

Sorry, other people in this bar. I just put a fiver in the juke box so I hope you like Huey Lewis, Elvis Costello, and the Stray Cats.

Here's me playing ping pong with the gracious Mr. @glenn_howerton and not completely sucking #FXBowlingWeirdness pic.twitter.com/ZVvKfWFRiD

howwwww is Jamiroquai so good???

@becauseimjewish it's sooooo good! We had a burger and chicken & waffles and a giant brownie Sunday

teach me how to Snuggie™ teach me teach me how to Snuggie™

Last week I purchased a pair of high heels, today liquid eyeliner and lipstick. It only took me 28.5 years to figure out how to be a girl.

Central Park #nyc  http://vine.co/v/b6XpUdeUK3j 

"Long Island chicks always claim they were run over by their boyfriends. It's like the number 1 lawsuit in Long Island." LIFE & TIMES OF TIM

when Jayme was in egypt land, let my Jayme goooooo