I like animals more than people.

I'm such a jealous guy sometimes, I'd probably want a bowl of shit if a guy next to me had it and I didn't.

Ah I know I should be revising but I prefer the idea of sitting in bed all day.

love these guys pic.twitter.com/m0h3QJD4

"I can't go to prison Roy! they'll rape the flip out of me"

My roommate is playing Birdy's version of Skinny Love... I think I'll make a complaint about the level of noise now.

I love it when jeremy chases the guests down the corridors

When did you become such a slut?

Media is a fucking joke.

Damn my shyness!

Can't believe there is actually a film with Channing Tatum in that I actually like. #21jumpstreet

Wish I could go to a countryside festival and listen to folk music whilst chilling on some field. Ah.

Finished gardening in preparation for the return of the trampoline :p

Up is emotional man. Fuck trying to be manly if you watch it.

Lethal Bizzle's reaction to Tulisa's sex tape is fokin hilarious.

Who's that jumping out the sky? R-e-y Mysterio, here we go

@superdoloduper fuk u ill break ya knee cuz I kno ya fukin leg loks!!

Deleting everything off my iPod apart from Fleet Foxes, The Eagles and Stevie Ray Vaughan because I no longer need any other music.

Finally got Arkham City months later than anybody else

I'm so tired after doing nothing all day.