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Dear AT&T, I hate you with the fire of 1,000 suns. If you do not support tethering soon (for free) I will pee on all AT&T owned buildings.
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This is absolutely one of the best mashup you'll ever hear. Be prepared to impromptu dance. http://bit.ly/5PWw7R (via @jamievaron)
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OH: I'll put visine on my nipples then make him lick it and he'll pass out! I saw it on TV once...
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Dry Humping: it's like strumming a guitar without it plugged in.
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I passed out in my zombie prom dress last night & woke up to discover a pound of homemade bacon in my purse. #ilovesf
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Good lord, @Poshy just introduced me to @Phantogram & I have a feeling I'll become a superfan in no time. SO AMAZING! http://bit.ly/bUDDLH
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Thanks a BILLION to @dhruvpatel I will now be the PROUD owner of this "TOTES" Totem Pole shirt! http://bit.ly/6qwwOA
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Halloween: a wonderful time of year when women with confidence wear sexy costumes & the rest stay home and blog about feminism.
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Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't use Microsoft windows, she uses Microsoft doors! #yomamafriday
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IT IS TIME TO VOTE FOR WALLPAPER (and not just 'cause I'm in it) http://bit.ly/NCJCA (via @ferociousj & +1 for being in the video too!)
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I wish I lived in the Aperture Science Labs so I could shoot a portal in the ceiling & one in the ground, jump in & free-fall forever.
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Just stared down a child with freckles & a razor who decided cutting me in line at in-n-out was a good idea. I should feel bad, but I don't.
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Incredible short film about love & loss in the wake of the zombie apocalypse. http://bit.ly/3MNRYY (via @timmysanfran)
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Attention Twitterverse: @Poshy & I are looking for sperm doners. Must be nerdy, smart, & attractive. Please inquire within ... OUR VAGINAS!
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Active Child: Gin Blossoms meets 80s synth. /cc @parislemon
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So much chicken fried bacon in my mouth hole. I may or may not be in love with the chef at Buckshot after consuming these meaty noms.
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Really Apple?! iPad??? THAT IS SOMETHING VAGINAS BLEED INTO!!!! Who the hell approved that name? Gross. #ibleed
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Overheard: "I honestly can't believe you coat checked half a burrito!"
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RT @Bobsuicide: Oh, @jayzombie and I are in the Huff Post too! http://bit.ly/7wSj2d (I love how bored I look. Best keyboard demo-er ever!)
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