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but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim
It's always a strange feeling when I watch a rerun of the "Friends" finale on tv and then continue living.
Dear the news, just because we now have videos of everything that happens doesn't mean you have to broadcast it. Seriously, stop.
2. Because a big reason I engage in (simulated) onscreen sex is to counteract a skewed idea of that act created by the proliferation of porn
"Goodnight" auto corrected to "finite" which is so true about good nights.
if you're Italian, it's perfectly legal to go into any Olive Garden and start breaking shit
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If all of you felt as compelled to fact-check our elected officials as you do to debunk joke premises, we'd have a perfect society.
Staying there for three days? Ill pack 7 outfits just in case.
My mind says diet but my heart says ice cream.
Mean Girls came out 9 years ago and it’s still the most relevant thing I’ve ever seen.
I know this sounds negative, but there are so many terrilble shows getting canceled, that when I learn the news, I sigh relief...
Current emotion: I need money.
I wouldn't hurt a fly. Physically. I prefer to connect with them on a personal level and subject them to emotional abuse.
*tries to make messy bun 8 times*
i like staying up until unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
imagine danny devito on the toilet would his feet reach the ground. i like to think they dont. well bye
I retweet stuff that I think is interesting and stuff that I think I will think is interesting, later, when I finally read it.