every 2 years, the @flobots churn out a new album & i go insane & can no longer function. that time is coming, like winter to westeros.

The homie, @theandyrok & his band, @bopskizzum, will be in LA on the 31st. They're playing On The Rox (@theroxy). $8. It will get FUNKY. #fb

@flobot5 "I look for poetry in bad decisions" + "Hate's an ineffective methodology so I best remind myself not to let it swallow me."

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

If you look good but smell bad, you don't look good.

Lily and Rufus have been OTP since the very 1st episode and if this series ends any other way, I will have wasted years on this show.

I am an adult and I will buy a tin superhero lunch box if I waaaant! #fb

@phillyd You are ~clearly looking at a winner. http://t.co/95UgAsfo

"Closure? There's no such thing as closure. That's just something Dr. Phil made up."

YO can someone throw me a 21st birthday party but only if it's Game of Thrones themed pretty please kay thankz byyyyyye.

For the record: Everyone needs an @amberonfire in their life. Some people get things and some don't. Amber just gets it.

nothing creeps me out like a not-stylish leather jacket

"Your daddy issues are showing."

RT @rejectedjokes: Everyone can stop finding Halloween costumes cuz this is the only 1 that matters anymore  http://instagram.com/p/RWKRsJBTUq/  // @flobot5

When a tweet that is grammatically correct is exactly 140 characters... #ThatsOctober19th

Hey. You! Yes, YOU. Go listen to the @flobots new album. It's perfect.

@flobots On your site it says tix for @theroxy are a. 21.95 & b. sold out. Both of these things are untrue. Maybe RT for SoCal fans?

I remember that the people Jesus ate with, had draaanks with and shared laughs with were the world's rejects and I feel so f r e e. #fb

"I know chilaquiles and In N Out will be served in Heaven."

I am leaving for Mexico in a month to build houses for some folk and I am getting more and more amped. I legit can't wait. Let's all go now!