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Everything in life is relative... One hair on your head is little... But one hair in your soup is too much.
I think my ex-wife is responsible for all the penis enlargement spam messages I've received since the divorce.
It sucks being a nerd, most of your sarcasm goes unnoticed, no matter how easy you make it for some people.
Was about to follow the Dalai Lama, but then noticed he follows back. I don't want him to look at my stream & then send Karma after me.
Good lord. I just saw the new Shakira video. That'll hold me over for 2 months of not having to visit strip joints.
Every time I hear some say "Punk Ass" I can't help imagining asses with multicolored mohawks and combat boots. I have a weird imagination
Ok, ha ha, good joke. Now a frigging child support collection agency is following me. DUDE! She was kidding! I'm already paying w/stars.
Forgot that I can only be a smart ass in Twitter. Mrs. Sock didn't appreciate my sarcasm, now I have to buy her some jewelry.
We just caught a HUGE tarantula outside of the office. By we I mean the security dude, I was a cool 100 feet away #arachnophobicsockpuppet
Saw a roadrunner today, had to stop on the road to see if a coyote was chasing driving a steam roller.
Mrs. Sock needs to know the diff when it's a kinky-sexy-little bite in the face & full out Hannibal Fucking Lecter bite. Now I have new scar
I like to eat Canadian Bacon & cheese sandwiches. Ok so it's ham, but it sounds cooler whenever bacon's involved.
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