@jburdeezy's (Justin Burdett) most faved Tweets...
Whenever I'm down, I just think about seeing the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile on the road, unexpectedly. Those days are rare, but wonderful.
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Conan should go indie and start his own show and broadcast it online. That'll learn ya, traditional media.
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Adding a lot of snow to a Shadyside -> North Hills commute adds a whole new level of difficulty. I think I got a new high score, though.
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That was a close one. I nearly changed my life mantra to a Cheryl Crow lyric. I'm better now. I think it's over.
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♬ Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, except don't cause that's gross even if you're waking up in Vegas. ♬
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It's time to re-evaluate a few things when you envy the janitor power washing algae from the lobby fountain.
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When will I learn? Mall court Chinese is not so much food as it is diarrhea. (That you pay for. [Literally and figuratively.])
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Forget independence and maturity, growing up is largely about waging a constant war with the growth of hair in spots undesirable.
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