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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey #quote
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey #quote
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it rarely gets as cold here as it does in chicago, but when it does, all hell breaks loose, cities burn, pillaging. cannibalism.....
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“I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.” — Jack Handey
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i long for a nice big bath tub. i always have to fold up in them. it's like flying coach, only wetter
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i should have gone balls to the wall and gotten real cheetos instead of these soviet style knock offs.....
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Playing Palin Scrabble. Not a lot of fun. We just make stuff up, get challenged and quit. /via @pourmecoffee
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“If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.” —Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Wife down recovering from surgery. I'm doing the shopping. I can totaly do this: 6 pack beer, bag of doritos, halibut. Yep, got it. #fb
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