@jchenry Actually killing pigs with a 50 cal is a good PHP analogy.

Booze is how hillbillies say I'm Sorry.

Most interesting lesson I have learned today: how many people think employee happiness is directly proportional to a company's success.

My rule is I don’t criticize people if:

A) I’m sitting down.
B) Behind the display of a device.

#sadcusack hot tub machine on @comedycentral!! Now that's a Saturday night I can believe in :)

-2.2 lbs. That's what a five drink release party and karaoke debacle does to your exercise-less week. #neveragain

@brucephenry I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the $45MM #makeitraaaain #dilutionwhatsthat

Release Party! PRAISE JEEBUS IT'S FINALLY SHIPPING (at The Garage) —  http://path.com/p/43GSQv 

1on1 is expanding! We have two new guests, @jchenry and @davidhoang. Learn more at  http://bit.ly/10zs12k 

Of course this is the day Capitol Hill traffic goes to hell.

.@briandorsey and I had a checklist of things to do before our #io13 session. I just crossed off the last two.

"As a founder, your job isn’t to make a great product."
 http://add.vc/p2C  @aza /via @emilyjo

The moment when the article about your company shows an old, crappy screenshot of the product from before your time.

Come see me discuss how/why @simplymeasured moved to HBase at #hbasecon  http://www.hbasecon.com/   http://www.hbasecon.com/sessions/rebuilding-for-scale-on-apache-hbase/ … via @cloudera

I have decided to designate my grey hairs I/O 2012, I/O 2013...

I am having pork ribs for dinner and you are not. pic.twitter.com/myUeuklUrg

A "game changer"from last night! (with @doverbey at @thehouseofloom) [pic] —  http://path.com/p/2Ef9k1 

Free haircuts! 3-0 #soundersfc

I ran a mile in 13:20 tonight. Once you stop laughing: 1. I ran the whole way 2. I've never run a sub-15 minute mile in my 40 years.

@mattmay What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ? One of them thinks he's the Son of God. The other one is Jesus Christ.