favoriting is like an e-high five

Today is my last day at @twitter. I love you all. I'm moving to Stockholm, fulfilling a life dream. If you're in Europe let me know! #visit

I imagined @dickc 's children being bald and made of pure muscle

Enjoying watching @posco write scalding map reduce on a pizza box http://t.co/x6CGuviU

hahahahahahahahahaha  http://i.imgur.com/vlMjEgF.jpg 

NAAAA NA NANA NA NA NAAAA NA NANA NA NA NAAA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACIIII-II-II-II-IIII

It's weird being at a club and imagining everyone in a failed marriage in like 5 years time

#shipit http://t.co/ne8RJIr2

Was just made a Pig committer. Very excited to keep the project moving forward! @squarecog @j_ @alanfgates /cc @jeff_weinstein @vnair

Guys I figured out the secret to men’s fashion: be tall, young, and fit. :|

Under Chavez Venezuela as an autocracy. Under Maduro, it is quickly becoming a dictatorship.

I found a woman I’d marry  http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/lavatory-self-portraits/ …

Dancing with swedes is so good for my self esteem @kudeki

Guys I think my twitter is getting too gay

@mike_ftw @ehjc I really think you are missing the mark here man. Even if you disagree w/using they instead of he this is really really lame

oh shit my new coworkers are going to judge the hell out of my music

Bill Gates is making me feel pretty good about moving to Sweeden

Vine is like children: I love other people's, but don't really want to create any of my own at the moment

"A giant fucking room, intimidating me" - @amishshah

Are @kevinweil and @elizabeth cyborgs from the future? Vote! RT for yes, favorite for no