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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Ok, what's with the ginger bashing? Ginger chicks will rock your world in bed. Ginger guys, well you are on your own, I can't vouch for you.

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Liquor & twitter= I don't give a fuck about anything else.

    Cheers!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    My penis has a Darth Vader helmet.

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    I'm going to start constructing a whiskey pipeline from Kentucky to my house.

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    When I get rich, fuck fame too much stress. I'm going building a pool filled with whiskey. I'm going to pickle myself properly.

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Reality is always better, when altered!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Why is does my drink keep evaporating??????

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    I just want to beat your head with a bat.....

    ..........That's just my devil talking!!!!!


    My angel just wants to see your tits!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    I like my whiskey like I like my women: straight

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    How do you tame a trouser snake?


    Give it some pie!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    I'm sure glad to be home. I can now buy hard alcohol at any store, even Target. WTF other states????

    Don't fuck with my Whiskey!!!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Ok women, if you look like a skeleton: YOU ARE NOT HOT!!!!! EAT A FUCKIN SANDWICH!!!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Are kidneys suppose to hurt?

    I'll just numb the pain with more whiskey:)

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    All I need is 10 followers to get to 69. Who's in? It will be good for both of us?
    Pass it along:)

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    I've been locked in a cage for a week. I pissed and shit all over my self. Will you still love me?

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Last year I got anal for Christmas, what tops that???

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    🎶I got balls that jingle jangle jingle🎶

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    It always takes a couple of days after my drinking binges to become funny again.

    I apologize for nothing!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Trying to reach 100 followers before my liver gives out!!!

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  • jcool169
      Misfit @jcool169

    Society can kiss my hairy ass!!!!!!

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