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Ok, what's with the ginger bashing? Ginger chicks will rock your world in bed. Ginger guys, well you are on your own, I can't vouch for you.
Liquor & twitter= I don't give a fuck about anything else.
My penis has a Darth Vader helmet.
I'm going to start constructing a whiskey pipeline from Kentucky to my house.
When I get rich, fuck fame too much stress. I'm going building a pool filled with whiskey. I'm going to pickle myself properly.
Reality is always better, when altered!!!
Why is does my drink keep evaporating??????
I just want to beat your head with a bat.....
..........That's just my devil talking!!!!!
My angel just wants to see your tits!!!
I like my whiskey like I like my women: straight
How do you tame a trouser snake?
Give it some pie!!!
I'm sure glad to be home. I can now buy hard alcohol at any store, even Target. WTF other states????
Don't fuck with my Whiskey!!!!!
Ok women, if you look like a skeleton: YOU ARE NOT HOT!!!!! EAT A FUCKIN SANDWICH!!!!!
Are kidneys suppose to hurt?
I'll just numb the pain with more whiskey:)
All I need is 10 followers to get to 69. Who's in? It will be good for both of us?
Pass it along:)
I've been locked in a cage for a week. I pissed and shit all over my self. Will you still love me?
Last year I got anal for Christmas, what tops that???
🎶I got balls that jingle jangle jingle🎶
It always takes a couple of days after my drinking binges to become funny again.
I apologize for nothing!!!
Trying to reach 100 followers before my liver gives out!!!
Society can kiss my hairy ass!!!!!!