Apple fanboy: Some one who likes Apple products.

Microsoft fanboy: Guy carrying the fan that keeps the Windows 8 tablet from over heating.

Look at your PlayBook;
Now look at my iPad 3;
PlayBook;
iPad 3;

I'm on a horse.

If your argument is that innovation will be curtailed because Samsung can’t copy anymore, maybe tech writing isn’t for you.

The 85-inch Samsung TV is actually the Galaxy Note IV

Apple should release the biggest, ugliest iPhone ever, just to fuck with Samsung.

Wait, HTC already tried that.

I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared, you’re just being an asshole.

Apple earnings prediction:

They will make a shit ton of money

G+ is like Twitter, but for Samsung users.

Best Vancouver riot photo ever! http://t.co/JAzMA1M

Apple set to announce a new iPad and change the industry…

RIM users get email.

Apple should buy Dell, give it to Samsung, and watch them create shitty computers with a stylus.

"what's the best phone?"

Siri: "You're kidding, right?"

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 30 years in a row.

Look at me and my iPad;
Now look at your RIM PlayBook;
Oh, that's right, RIM doesn't ship a PlayBook;

I'm on a horse!

Guy pulls out a Samsung tablet. I look at it and he’s “it’s a tablet.”

I pull out my iPad and say, “no this is a tablet, that’s a bad copy”

Apple should buy HP and give it to Dell as a present.

Quick calculations:

If RIM loses $100 per PlayBook sale, I figure they've lost $600 this quarter.

It's important to remember that Steve is not dead, he resigned.

Sitting at the car dealer with my iPad. Guy sits next to me a PlayBook. I asked him how the email was and laughed. He moved.

RIM lost 1.8 million subscribers in three months http://t.co/UjtB0WRQ