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Nicki and Nas working together makes me want to projectile vomit on my keyboard.
I wish real life conversation had an end call button.
Stop. Grammar time.
The new girl at work is awful and I hate her. Please RT.
Next debate question: "Mr Romney, do you know what it's like to microwave ramen?"
There's always money in the banana stand.
Dear autocorrect, stop capitalizing the word Dick. It is making sexting awkward.
All of the women who believe all guys are the same are fucking stupid. If it offends you, well............
I like when the sky looks like Bob Ross painted it.
On Twitter, it's wit vs tits. And tits usually win.
I purposefully like all of my exes sonogram photos on facebook.. heyo!
I miss the hood sometimes.
Some of the @ replies men send to women on here just proves they haven't gotten any pussy since the Reagan era. No type of game at all.
Obama took Ohio. Eat shit, Romney.