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The tomb of my secret society is inconveniently far to walk to. #firstworldproblems
Khloe Kardashian is a chunk-meister angrypants. #khloeandlamar
I'm packing my car for the drive to LA and it's literally sleeting on me right now. Quite a send-off, Virginia.
New goal: Have Rebecca Black perform at my birthday party. But only when May 2nd is a Friday.
Watching The Fighter. All these best picture noms are quality. Well done 2010!
We datin' mad models an poppin' mad bottles tonight.
It's disconcerting when I look up how to use jumper cables and the instructions are rated 2/5 stars. (saved by a coworker btw)
Wrangler and coordinator of entertainment social media, recent LA transplant, Yale alum, overhear-er, general rapscallion.