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I'm just too hot right this moment.
And yes, you can take that 9 different ways.
No, not that. Not that either. You're horrible at this.
And yes, you can take that 9 different ways.
No, not that. Not that either. You're horrible at this.
Take heed: never, ever, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVwow you're still reading this?
This insomnia coke is DELICIOUS.
Buh, I mean 'cake'. This coke cake is SOME DRUG.
Err, I mean 'drag'. This drag of cocaine is FANTASTIC.
Buh, I mean 'cake'. This coke cake is SOME DRUG.
Err, I mean 'drag'. This drag of cocaine is FANTASTIC.
I make a cranberry vinaigrette spinach salad that tastes like having a salt-lick turned into a shot put swung right at your balls.
Ladies.
Ladies.
The twitter-avatar-of-yourself-taking-a-self-portrait-with-a-DSLR-pointed-at-a-mirror is the new Polo®-ensemble-double-upturned-collar.
Hermes' winged sandals ☑
Zeus' sword ☑
Athena's shield ☑
Hades' helm ☑
Darkness Cap ☑
Magic Wallet ☑
Medusa head ☑
Tiny penis ★★★☑
~Perseus
Zeus' sword ☑
Athena's shield ☑
Hades' helm ☑
Darkness Cap ☑
Magic Wallet ☑
Medusa head ☑
Tiny penis ★★★☑
~Perseus
Easy Sunday tweet #3: Found an odd stain on my dress shirt. Thought it's mustard. Licked it. It is mustard. Getting coffee to celebrate.
Losing your mind is possible, especially if you think about it. Take this sandwich. The taste. Texture. The voices. OH GOD THE VOICES.
I/Moi/Thou/This dude/Your Lord,
need/want/desire/coax you/implore you
to/2
rub/massage/jiggle
my/mine/thine
belly/your mom.
Thank You.
need/want/desire/coax you/implore you
to/2
rub/massage/jiggle
my/mine/thine
belly/your mom.
Thank You.
Awesome, a humpday meme in Wednesday.
It's like having morphine in your morphine so that you can relieve pain while you're relieving pain.
It's like having morphine in your morphine so that you can relieve pain while you're relieving pain.
BREAKING: Who wants Google Mail invites?
I still have *100* Gmail invites! Come and get it before they run out!
WE'RE ALL IN CRAZY TOWN!
I still have *100* Gmail invites! Come and get it before they run out!
WE'RE ALL IN CRAZY TOWN!
OK.
Here's my Columbus Day joke:
Christopher Columbus was SOOOOO FAT, HOW FAT IS********
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Here's my Columbus Day joke:
Christopher Columbus was SOOOOO FAT, HOW FAT IS********
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