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Thursday Tongue Twister: Sadistic narcissistic statistics.
When you presume, you make a pres out of u and me.
"Should I stay or should I go?" —indecisive 80s cover band.
I really can’t stay
-but baby it’s cold outside
Actually, it’s May
-baby, it’s cold outside
They didn’t show which country won Wheel of Fortune tonight #nbcfail
It's been way too long since I relished something. Next time I get a moment … or a hot dog.
If your name were Jack, and you were looking for your headphones, you'd probably get annoyed by me.