Math TA: "is it Lehigh laf week?"
*silence*
"Are you awake?"
*silence*
"Are you guys drunk?!"
#lehighalcoholics #lehighlafweek

No salt on the walkways? Thanks Lehigh. #bruisedtailbone #lehighproblems

Someone should conduct a study to see if house music causes more car accidents

Asians walking IN to the library at 1am #lehighfinalsweek

#thatawkwardmoment when the guy next to you in Econ starts snoring and you don't know if you should wake him or let him sleep.

Thank god an alarm isn't a real person because they would have no friends

You assigned a 27 page article to a second semester gender studies class full of seniors? Did you expect anyone to read it?

I wish I could live life to its fullest, but if it gets too full I'm afraid I'll spill it. :(

I learn how to socialize by watching animal planet. Beware in case i decide to mount you like a lioness by surprise.

Redemption

This food is phenom-nom-nom-nominal

@rosetatarsky lol wwwhhhaaaaaaatttt??????? Sayer 420 is where the party is at dawg pic.twitter.com/Wj1MGQeWFC

"Because I love bad bitches" is not an acceptable reason to go to Miami without me, dad.
<<<best tweet from English today. #springbreak

Can I title my business paper on the ethical decisions made by Penn State football coaches "Paterno's Inferno"?

Emma wants to do cocaine #thetadatenight @rabinh00d

Haven't tweeted in a while so I'm live tweeting my night. Theta date party what uuupppp!

@soooowell I HATE YOU

27 killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School. 18 children. My thoughts and prayers go out to families of this community. RIP

I feel like my gate is always the furthest from the security checkpoint.
#herewego #thisdufflebagisheavy

I slept with my highlighter last night. #midterms