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Someone should conduct a study to see if house music causes more car accidents
#thatawkwardmoment when the guy next to you in Econ starts snoring and you don't know if you should wake him or let him sleep.
Thank god an alarm isn't a real person because they would have no friends
You assigned a 27 page article to a second semester gender studies class full of seniors? Did you expect anyone to read it?
I wish I could live life to its fullest, but if it gets too full I'm afraid I'll spill it. :(
I learn how to socialize by watching animal planet. Beware in case i decide to mount you like a lioness by surprise.
This food is phenom-nom-nom-nominal
Can I title my business paper on the ethical decisions made by Penn State football coaches "Paterno's Inferno"?
Haven't tweeted in a while so I'm live tweeting my night. Theta date party what uuupppp!
27 killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School. 18 children. My thoughts and prayers go out to families of this community. RIP
I bet hell is a place full of people being social, with me in the corner staring at my phone that is out of battery... FOR ETERNITY