Mike Miller looks like a guy who knows where you can acquire crystal meth.

Yes, Boston is a hockey town. MT @massbillboards Great news this morning. Let's go Bruins pic.twitter.com/4d8HjfSK

I saw Roberto Luongo get pulled off the ice. FYI, I'm watching the 2011 Stanley Cup Championship DVD

Jeff Carter hasn't been left alone like that since he had to hide in the closet when Scott Hartnell came home earlier than expected.

Is Instagram selling photos the closest Paulina Gretzky's ever come to having a job?

"A Twistmas Carol" by @twolinepass in its entirety  http://sfy.co/gCcb 

please support the bruins by only using lowercase letters for the duration of our series with the capitals.

Ohhhhhhhhh so it was Manti Te'o's girlfriend sitting in Clint Eastwood's chair the whole time.

Roses are red, violets are neat, here comes Nick Kronwall leaving his feet. #NHLValentines

Capitals fans are a lot like fans of the TV show LOST. Disappointed with the ending & didn't exist before 2004.

The lights turn on and there are mysteriously 6 dead people around ray Lewis

Tuukka so good when the Vezina nomination came his way he instinctively kicked it to the side boards to start a breakout.

I thought waking up to the Iginla trade would be the weirdest thing I'd wake up to all year.

BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox have signed the Podium to a 3 year $39m deal.

Country Music Awards and Wrestlemania on at the same time. Tough decisions being made in trailer parks across America.

LOCKOUT POSITIVE: Gangam Style has never been played at an NHL Game.

I thought that Hell would freeze over before the Leafs won this series and there is a Frost Advisory in MA tomorrow.

Michelle and Barack Obama got married exactly 1 day after The Mighty Ducks came out in theaters. I find this more relevant than the debate

James Reimer met his wife immediately after breaking up with his girlfriend #rebounds

Brb. Thinkin bout Tim Thomas walkin around Brooklyn