Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin...sure it tastes the same but it just ain't right!

Are you still picturing me naked?


Stop it! :+)

My brain hurts, it needs a reboot!

She's making me get rid of the sugar food. Can't just throw it away. :+)

Boys are dicksticks, girls are dickholes? :+)

Twitter is like a giant party that has thousands of conversations and you can only hear every other sentence.

check. A quart of banana/chocolate twist ice cream is now considered a balanced breakfast.

George is a monkey, so he can do things you can't do.

Hey! Is anyone out there?? Did you hear me? @McDonalds is on twitter!

Oh dumb drivers are everywhere! I think they have meetings and plot against us! :+)

Off to my wonderful job! I always forget how much I love working, NOT!

Its the birthday of the Commodore 64. Born in 1982. If you see one, wish it a happy birthday from me.

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Is a quart of banana ice cream considered a balanced breakfast?

Kendall and dawn getting married. CometNow video. http://www.cometnow.com/
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Life is too short to waste time hating anyone or holding a grudge.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

I am concerned that the FCC did not take into account that ET will not have access to a digital TV converter by the switch over.

All racecar videos up on youtube http://www.youtube.com/jeffjohnson14
Now to finish making dvd's

Fair pictures posted at http://picasaweb.google.com/jeffjohnson14/WhoSYourDaddy20080726