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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Doritos - my own personal love triangles.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks.

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    Cap'n Crunch is basically just sweetened Legos.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    I have OCD and ADD. It's very difficult to stay focused on my obsessions.

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    If you don't know, it's also lonely at the bottom.

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    You're gonna put your hand where?! - muppets

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    What's 100 ft long and has 21 teeth?

    The funnel cake line at the Kentucky State Fair.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    I make it a point to tell every hipster I meet that I think their clothes are super cool so they continually have to buy a new outfit.

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    If ignorance is bliss then I'm stuck in traffic behind the happiest person alive.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    These "mind over matter" people that walk on red hot coals - so what?
    Try replacing them with a 750 pc Lego set.
    Then I'll be impressed.

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    Twitter is where phone batteries go to die.

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    Me: *please don't say toodles please don't say toodles please don't say toodles

    Coworker: I'm leaving now. Toodles!!

    Me:* sigh *loads gun

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    My Indian name is Dances With Little Debbie.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Twitter: where everyone is addicted to either caffeine, bacon or alcohol, and hates wearing pants.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Every time you see a married guy standing outside a dressing room holding a purse, a hole appears in the testosterozone layer.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Their hygiene.
    There! Hi Gene!
    They're high, Jean.

    Spelling & punctuation do matter, kids.

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

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    - 1700's rapper

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      Jeffrey @jeffreyr77

    Wife was ranting bout EVERYTHING this morning. I shoved a Snickers in her mouth bc she "needed a moment"
    It didn't work like the commercial.

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