@escarius Apologies for bombarding you with bear shit, but this just broke me. http://t.co/GWAkEn1j

A wee bit of advice this Sun. @darlocomedyfest 's comedy gala is on 02/07 and it's a cracking line up inc @sarahmillican75 Get a ticket now!

@glinner @jolietjake67 Unwittingly? So it wasn't on porpoise?

This looks like the start of a cbeebies noire film. http://t.co/ovBKRFn4

@bigscottgibson Don't think it's the right one but 'I am comic' is a good doc about US scene.

A lovely night @hilaritybites at The Tap and Spile. @willduggan & @fernbrady as good as ever. Next Bitesize 13th November. Cone along!

@escarius Do bears shit in the woods? Don't know, but Johannson has fucked our toilet!

@escarius RT @mtwirth polar bear association calls #bearcam hype "blatant racism", threatens to sue twitter users over discrimination

@culturevultures If you struggle for a Darlington venue let me know, I can think of a couple.

@mrs_gorman Tesco are much more direct. http://t.co/pyOhKvl2

@culturevultures in which case @borogoodnews should know about this to facilitate it. http://t.co/vpZAT3sn

The "we can't find this title at the moment" screen is not welcomed when you are about to watch the last ep of season 2 of lost. Boo netflix

@jim_entwistle Thank you for tweeting about @frabbits yesterday. I hadn't heard of them previously. Nice.

@culturevultures Can't DM from Tweetdeck for some reason, but my number is in the public domain anyway, so. 07967113270 catch up later then.

@culturevultures What's the deal with your Teesside gig?

@jennychapman I think it may be time for the voice of the fans to be heard.