There has never been anything between us. Just air.

I'm stalking you on too many levels. It's not fun anymore.

The art of tweeting is 90% confidence.

If this were English soccer, Mike Woodson would've been fired at halftime. #knicks

Admiring the blizzard. #pets  http://vine.co/v/bnVEexUb6il 

"I think people will really love the idea of having midseason finales for TV shows." –Satan

Posted this pic via @betterdaysmedia yesterday…so proud of myself that I'm posting it again. ☺ http://t.co/WgEJkEms

I want to grow old with you.
On twitter.

@heartlessx0 correction: life IS wifi.

#ff @annoyedmuse. Not.

20% off Topman? Don't mind if I do.

I'm TFFZ. #toofatforzara

That view.  http://instagram.com/p/XKvb2GEsp0/ 

When I die, I want my ashes to be sprinkled all throughout K-Town.

@piersmorgan I'm probably the only gooner that agrees with your views on Arsenal and Wenger. If that's not enough, I don't know what is.

Don't care to vote, but I really want that foursquare badge…

Jurassic Park is on Nick at Nite and suddenly I don't give a shit about Sandy or the Giants.

New iMac, I wanna be on you...

Do all recently dumped women have short hair? Am I onto something?

I Facebook like you.