@jen4coffee's (Jennifer Leslie) most faved Tweets...
Does fantasy football really exist? If so, then they should change the name to people pretending to play football.
In Atlanta news: A woman was attacked in her home and fondled. The suspect was intrusive, but playful...
I don't like watching films or tv shows which include vomiting, or pottily functions. Some things should just be kept secrete.
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Dear Sweetie, If ur awake, call me. If ur asleep, then wake up & call me, bc I'm waiting here by the phone like a jerk. <3 Me.
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That's right boys, I'm bringing husky back... To the yard... For a milkshake. Wait, I may be confused.
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Apparently, mommy laughing hysterically IS the punishment for a 5 yo saying "dammit!" in our house. #badmom
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I sometimes let my younger-than13yo-children watch movies rated PG13, so that when they grow up, they can criticize my parenting skills
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Term of the day: Toilet hostage : When mommy goes in the bathroom and the rest of world lines up outside for thru-door conversations.
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One thing that is seriously f'd up about America is that they make it so cheap to get fat and so expensive to get back. #capitalism
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I never worry about the elderly until they start forgetting their pants. Related: I'm starting to worry about my father.
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oh I love chocolate. And oh I just licked my salty boob. That's just wrong that I tweeted that, isn't it?.... don't talk to me.
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After talking for an hour straight (no lie), my sister has the nerve to add "to make a long story short..." Whatever...
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A fight broke out in front of the market earlier so I yelled "HEY! Take it to the Town Hall meeting! Take it to the Town Hall..."
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