@verylemonade @louisathelast Ok, we pay for fat people’s health problems. We also pay for smokers, helmetless bikers, concussed footballers.

Mitt says this president hasn't been able to do what he promised. Fair, but it's because of republican obstruction! #hofdebate #msnbc2012

I could cut a bitch, and the fact that I haven't had coffee yet is only a small part of it.

Harry Reid listing Romney's tax shelters almost sounded like a Beach Boys song for a moment there. #dnc

I like twitter because even if I can't brain good enough to say what I want I can RT someone who said it better.

I know everything will be okay. I do know that.
I just don't know when, or exactly what "okay" is going to look like.

@kimberlyratliff mashed chickpeas&avocados, garlic, lime juice, salt, chili powder. Can use food processor. Mash, mix, nom on chips!

This is why I keep scotch in my desk.

Every time I clip a bag of chips closed I say a little prayer of thanks in the general direction of Sweden. #ikeaclast

Srsly! RT @samuraiknitter Wut de heww. Who bombs NORWEGIANS?

Got my FibroFibers biz cards today...love them! GotPrint.net always does a good job, and they're very affordable, too.

It seems absolutely ridiculous that there is only one set of train tracks that goes from NYC to Boston. Wtf, America?

@abetterjulie yes. Yes it can. I unfortunately know exactly what you mean.

"Don't' give me that Amish in a titty bar look!"
#knitnight

@yberrybot equally bizarrely inappropriate. I hope the welder and the grizzly bear have a long happy life together but GIMME A BREAK!

Sweet, skies may be clearing at Talladega. Still have time for some West Wing while they dry the track, though.

A-fucking-men. RT @unvirtuousabbey: That closed minds come with closed mouths, we pray, O Lord.

So, a major contender for the championship & big fan favorite has a broken back. #NASCAR , you gonna require SAFER barriers everywhere now?

The doctor is NOT in charge. YOU ARE. You need to be partners. The doc has education/experience, but you’re in your body. Take initiative.

Fuck today. I want a motherfucking refund.