For the 1st time, the government will release the prices hospitals charge for 100 most common inpatient procedures
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/05/08/one-hospital-charges-8000-another-38000/ …

Me at 3pm: I'm totally going to eat healthy tonight! Me at 9pm: GIVE ME ALL YOUR BURGER FRIES AND BEEEEEEER

Kids table? Children should be seen and not heard...and also not seen.

The running community is making me feel all warm and squishy today. Runners are an awesome people. 👟

I never expected to see tumbleweaves in the bathroom at work.

DON'T MIND IF I DO! RT @wstonesoxfordst: Don't have anyone to kiss at midnight? Why not kiss all your books and welcome in 2013 with style?

More things should have hashtags so I can mute them.

Bus driver next to me at a stop light motions for me to roll down my window then proceeds to compliment and ask me about my Fiat.

Early morning kitten pile. #yourdailykitten  http://instagram.com/p/ZAstGhAr03/ 

Oh good morning the most adorable cat & dog best friends EVER.  http://twitpic.com/cowao4 

Sunday nights are the worst. THE WORST.

MY CAT FINALLY POOPED AND IS PROBABLY NOT DYING!!

And here's a photo of sweet kittens nursing.  http://twitpic.com/ckj1du 

Woo done. So windy, but I did catch some blossoms! Broad street will be a breeze now. pic.twitter.com/WMCShhrCnF

I just made THE BEST boozy vietnamese iced coffee with spiced rum. holy. shit.

Dear creepy people from high school that I unfriended ages ago: STOP REFRIENDING ME EVERY FEW MONTHS ON FACEBOOK.

Mama cat is snuggling with Hoagie before his appointment. Also maybe squishing him to death. One or the other.  http://twitpic.com/coz7s0 

Hoagie has a 2:30 appointment. Work from home commencing. Will probably just sit here w/ hoags on my lap all day :/  http://twitpic.com/coxf69 

"He's alive and in custody & medic to the scene" HOLY SHIT

Fighting the good fight against late night cheese.