Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Or if he didn't add he still wanted to see you again. Not for dinner but for more tests to make sure. Come on! Just say no cancer and quit!
McRib season? Are we pretending that thing actually occurs in nature and has a season?
Universe, stop poking my PTSD. I'm tired.
Two of my friends wishing #hcr would be overturned have children with pre-existing conditions who will be denied coverage. Ignorance.
People who work out on Thanksgiving, we probably can't be friends.
The only men who fall for me are the ones I feel comfortable enough to mouth off to. Or the ones who like boobs. Easy to tell difference.
Woke up butt naked and freezing and realized my drunk self had thought to bring diet coke and breakfast back to the hotel room. Nice work.
Look, we don't have anything against children or Halloween. There's just no way in hell we're getting off the couch to open the door.
I have a sore thumb from overuse. Because I'm constantly on my phone doing renovation research. Am I going to live through the actual reno?
My tits are out of control. Seriously ladies, let's try to have some decorum.
I like spreadsheets and beards. Crafting and road trips. Texting and funny people. Garlic and music.