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If you wear two shades of brown at the same time, you look like a poor person in a play.
Thanksgiving celebrates the worst qualities of white people: colonialism and the world's most bland cuisine.
What do you call a make-your-own-Vietnamese-sandwich bar on the side of a German highway? AUTOBANH MI.
The moment you write "This page intentionally left blank," you have created a lie.
Should you be a lady or a gentlewoman? http://thegloss.com/odds-and-ends/bullish-how-to-run-your-career-like-a-gentlewoman-2/
I LOVE THIS PICTURE. My gender identity weeps for what it cannot have. Alison Brie In Wired http://www.thegloss.com/2013/03/22/fashion/alison-brie-photos/ … via @theglossdotcom
Haiku: OMG kimchi! So spicy and fermented. You're probiotic!
Aspire means strive. Aspirate means suck up fluid. "Aspiration" is seriously ambiguous.
It's been years since I opened a spam out of genuine interest, but "Grow ridiculously large blueberries right in your home" got me.
Don't settle for a job that pays you based on how many hours you sit in a chair. Too many people can sit equally well. #6figgaznodebt
Add your monthly rent/bills, divide by 30, double, and make that your daily income target. #6figgaznodebt
"Jack the Giant Slayer" NEEDS A HYPHEN. Jack himself is very small.
Once you've had kimchi, sauerkraut just lacks art.
Well, that kind of killed YOUR excuses: The Top 15 Most Badass People That You've Never Heard Of http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-of-the-biggest-badasses-who-ever-lived-that-youve-probabl … via @buzzfeed
I'm on my way to Yale to speak at a Master's Tea. An Ivy League that sounds more like a British BDSM thing.
Voting is indeed excellent revenge against the party that seemed to have been campaigning on the "rape isn't all that bad" platform.
Jen Dziura writes career and life advice for @TheGlossDotCom and @GetBullish and is a spelling bee host, learning coach, and educational humorist.