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If you wear two shades of brown at the same time, you look like a poor person in a play.
Thanksgiving celebrates the worst qualities of white people: colonialism and the world's most bland cuisine.
What do you call a make-your-own-Vietnamese-sandwich bar on the side of a German highway? AUTOBANH MI.
Oh god, who hates themselves enough to drink a blueberry Red Bull? It's like a muffin meets an armpit.
Hint: don't make Tori Amos Spotify station unless you want '90s angsty chanteuse overload. Feeling very feminist-in-flannel.
The moment you write "This page intentionally left blank," you have created a lie.
Should you be a lady or a gentlewoman? http://thegloss.com/odds-and-ends/bullish-how-to-run-your-career-like-a-gentlewoman-2/
I LOVE THIS PICTURE. My gender identity weeps for what it cannot have. Alison Brie In Wired http://www.thegloss.com/2013/03/22/fashion/alison-brie-photos/ … via @theglossdotcom
Haiku: OMG kimchi! So spicy and fermented. You're probiotic!
Aspire means strive. Aspirate means suck up fluid. "Aspiration" is seriously ambiguous.
It's been years since I opened a spam out of genuine interest, but "Grow ridiculously large blueberries right in your home" got me.
Don't settle for a job that pays you based on how many hours you sit in a chair. Too many people can sit equally well. #6figgaznodebt
Jen Dziura writes career and life advice for @TheGlossDotCom and @GetBullish and is a spelling bee host, learning coach, and education entrepreneur.