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I just realized that to "look X over" is the opposite of "overlooking X." Thanks, English.
I am a woman eating a salad alone, and yet I am not laughing. I have been lied to.
If you begin your comment w/ "As a white male who earned everything I have by working hard," I am laughing before I get to your main clause.
Stop calling it a "bar" (blowdry bar, genius bar) if u don't take walk-ins. Not having to make appointments is fundamental to the metaphor.
I have never once formed my hands into a heart shape and if I did I certainly wouldn't let anyone photograph it.
Brilliant. "Finding Success Outside of Venture Capital" by @tiffani via @modelviewmedia http://modelviewculture.com/pieces/finding-success-outside-of-venture-capital …
...educated yourself from birth and only hired workers you also educated from birth, etc. Oh, and invented the polio vaccine.
Oh, jesus h christ: Even little kids have a wage gap http://www.salon.com/2013/08/15/even_little_kids_have_a_wage_gap/ … @schemaly
No one earned everything they have by working hard, unless you built the federal highway system, tested the food and water for contaminants
Suggested metaphor change: watching onions carmelize takes WAY longer than watching a pot boil.
I don't respect people who don't have anything to work on when they have a laptop but no WiFi.
Lots of dangerous misogyny in the world, but one example of misandry is clearly the prevalence of the word "fart" in Fathers Day card aisle.
I have reached the stage of pregnancy I dub "adult cat in a pillowcase strapped to stomach." Creepy as it sounds.
39 degrees in Bklyn. Bought pink lemonade from stand of small child who acknowledged, "It's kind of an unusual time for lemonade."
Jen Dziura writes career and life advice on @GetBullish, founded the Bullish Conference, and is a spelling bee host, learning coach, and education entrepreneur.
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