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When I meet guys my age who aren't married I become concerned about why. Then I remember, I've never been married either...
My boyfriend doesn't txt, fb, call, write, send things, skype...am I in a relationship?
Today is one of those days where I've felt just wrong, you know?
Saw Kristen Stewart and RPatz holding hands. Walked right by me! That was last night. So coooool! Not even a Twilight fan. lol
Lol this girl in the movie just sniffed JT's armpit. WTF. Who ARE these girls. The writers must base them on someone!
Hey I just met you, and this is crayyy-zeee, but I can't work today, because I'm lazy.
I am sick of being average. Time for a revolution!!!
I wish I had a condition where I worked out in my sleep every morning and never hurt myself. The only result would be a hot body!
People going on about Woody Allen & his typewriter. I bet he makes some poor assistant type it up on a computer. Douchey.
I laugh so hard when I hear Americans say universal healthcare will ruin the country. If you 've ever lived with it, you won't go back.
That dude on Q&A collapsed. They said he had been suffering from the flu. Isn't that what Lindsay Lohan's publicist always says about her?
Twitetiquette: Do not RT the same person more than 3 times in a row. People follow you for what YOU have to say.
Fact: pajamas all day tomorrow.