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I <3 waking up before the sun. #not
Tonight made me miss Fall Out Boy more than I ever have before, and I cried. #confessions
What is it about country concerts that brings out the slut in girls?
Also, people who feel the need to write on themselves in marker before shows can go choke on a rag. #annoyedtweet #ihatethat
club sandwiches, not seals. #activisttweet
Sometimes I post comments on Facebook and I think to myself, "why the fuck did I just say that?" but am too lazy to delete and retype.
My grandma calls AAA "three a's"... Why?!?! #confusedtweet
Microwave pizza, we meet again..