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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    If you're feeling powerless just remember a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I probably mumble "are you fucking serious?" to myself about 87 times a day.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Watching The Walking Dead and I caught myself yelling at the zombies to "get the fat guy!" while my mouth was full of cheetos.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    A Mexican midget is called a paragraph because he's too short to be called an essay.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    You can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I have no problem admitting I'm wrong but thank god that never happens.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I limited myself to 1 alcoholic beverage a day. Right now, I'm about 2 weeks ahead of schedule.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Twitter: where everyone talks about the zombie apocalypse and saving the world but 90% of you are scared of spiders.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    My bf bought me a mood ring the other day. When it turns green, I am happy. When I am mad, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    People who unfollow you cuz they're offended by your tweets are probably the same people who reminded the teacher about homework in school.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Just trimmed 2 yr olds bangs. If anyone wants a haircut like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber let me know.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    A stork might bring you a baby but a swallow never will!

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Writing a tweet then deleting it fast feels like tripping in a crowded place then getting up real fast & looking around to see who saw you.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I went line dancing last night!

    Ok, it was a road side sobriety test. Same thing.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I wish some of my co workers weren't allowed in the break room... Because that's who I usually need a break from.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Can you put me on your list of things to do?

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    The only reason I turn on the tv is so its not quiet & lonely when I'm on twitter.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I would love to buy a 17th century castle!

    Too bad I'm baroque.

    Hahahahaha......

    Fuck.

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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Guys who watch tv with a hand down their pants, I get it. It's fucking cozy down there.

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