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  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    If you're feeling powerless just remember a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

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    CalWarnermadithomas530vw_turboBlairLoudlyericboveMr_Kapowskibendymommynicosnuts
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    Mr_KapowskiSkinnieTallsmonteil_kathybrittaknee_LackOfShameCareEg33kikki_kbMeatyMendoza
    AlongCameAnjaYesImMattTeeter_TotterxoCAMILLAxosiamondaytiffinysawyershmcpherson17lilgapeach30______deKenstructionFredPollack
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I probably mumble "are you fucking serious?" to myself about 87 times a day.

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    Mr_KapowskiSkinnieTallsCareEg33louloumansfieldyycRoguehandcuffgoddessNicoleroxxu_ProblematicYou
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    Screwoff315______
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Watching The Walking Dead and I caught myself yelling at the zombies to "get the fat guy!" while my mouth was full of cheetos.

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    southbaysueericboveMr_KapowskiR_WalkingDeadSkinnieTallsAmberAuroraCareEg33LackOfShame
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    southbaysueMr_KapowskiDavidWaddleSkinnieTallsChawks4lifeLackOfShamejustwanttobeme3BazarComedy
    VividJamermjohnny3cbass2471CarpentersCrack
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.

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    delfina_csjaynesaprincessPaigeAnnaBaxmomchatappjoenothomerottnatta2dRickAaronBlairLoudly
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    joenothomeOne_FineMessRickAaronMr_Kapowskijanesmith4197DedricB82bendymommySome1SlapMe
    radtoria__________
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    A Mexican midget is called a paragraph because he's too short to be called an essay.

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    _ZackLewisBlairLoudlyericboveEMOXREVIVALMr_KapowskiCareEg33vinfuryShakenBaby
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    Mr_KapowskiPinchiCabron25stephaniehasBazarComedySobedemonmissalovesitJesstrat__________GoHomeToby
    BazarComedymahatmatweeterTightFollowpalokinspazrunsnythemorris23
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    You can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.

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    Mr_KapowskiZedRebeldbgindylesbobizzlecowans_owenvinfuryShakenBabyTerriGaal
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    lesbobizzlevinfuryStarksWeekLackOfShamelife_suckerUSMClove68CarpentersCrackRoydzW
    lawyerthoughts
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I have no problem admitting I'm wrong but thank god that never happens.

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    Thenisha9ericboveMr_KapowskiNaDeana_TatevinfuryShakenBabyBazarComedyGoHomeToby
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    Thenisha9Mr_KapowskiSome1SlapMeBazarComedyblewhelmetStarksWeekjazbeebzbutimstackd
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I limited myself to 1 alcoholic beverage a day. Right now, I'm about 2 weeks ahead of schedule.

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    AmrrwiseThenisha9vintagececiliaericboveMr_KapowskifacaldaquiCareEg33vinfury
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    Thenisha9Mr_KapowskinvlesparkerSome1SlapMeCareEg33ShakenBabyBazarComedyGoHomeToby
    pintofdraftDevil_McBourbon__
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Twitter: where everyone talks about the zombie apocalypse and saving the world but 90% of you are scared of spiders.

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    CalWarnermtressamvintagececiliaericboveMr_KapowskiSome1SlapMeCareEg33NaDeana_Tate
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    Mr_Kapowskifavstar_historySome1SlapMeNaDeana_TateBazarComedydivadeb99StarksWeekFrank_Lopez_123
    RuggedlyMansome
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    My bf bought me a mood ring the other day. When it turns green, I am happy. When I am mad, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

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    Mr_KapowskiK__g_nV_g_nHpHubertCareEg33morgmeneshetsNaDeana_TatevinfuryALF_from_TV
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    HpHubertInvictikaDadandBuriedShakenBabyGryffindor14CrazzzyKenGinGanderBazarComedy
    BazarComedypizzajaynow
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    People who unfollow you cuz they're offended by your tweets are probably the same people who reminded the teacher about homework in school.

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    mtressamChloestylo_britalyLoveLostnbrokenvintagececiliaMr_KapowskiSome1SlapMeKimpulses
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    ryanjwasleySthrnGirl_666himanshuMr_KapowskiSome1SlapMeCareEg33StrollerMafianikkilindsey069
    OkieGirl405itmurray
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Just trimmed 2 yr olds bangs. If anyone wants a haircut like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber let me know.

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    Mr_KapowskiSomeAngryCuntzackchapalonirvrrnr11DedricB82robthomasbrownElectrowanddiscjockey000
    • 143
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    janesmith4197FilmatelistbendymommyDadandBuriedShakenBabyBazarComedyStarksWeekOkieGirl405
    JSchabl
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    A stork might bring you a baby but a swallow never will!

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    madithomas530vintagececiliaMr_KapowskibendymommyDoItWithWoodruraljulestkcoltsfannickschmidt79
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    Mr_KapowskiDoItWithWoodnickschmidt79cowans_owenvinfuryBazarComedyStarksWeekDi0nysus7
    TheCiscoKidderHalbrader
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Writing a tweet then deleting it fast feels like tripping in a crowded place then getting up real fast & looking around to see who saw you.

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    seanerie1rikpayneYouKnowItsBoskoVokanthTHEPokerWifeluck_of_the_foxERN_MalleyscrubLuckoftheDraw86
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    Carlos_De_GaBeefcakeOrtizAluck_of_the_foxLuckoftheDraw86HuajatollaChicMr_KapowskiAngeMulhollandDadandBuried
    dick_ish
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I wish some of my co workers weren't allowed in the break room... Because that's who I usually need a break from.

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    Mr_KapowskibendymommySome1SlapMeK__g_nV_g_nNaDeana_TatevinfuryDadandBuriedBazarComedy
    • 109
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    Some1SlapMeBazarComedyStarksWeekAbomBoninyax6mstluvstrinketsAlongCameAnjaJayson_Two_time
    TheCiscoKidder
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I went line dancing last night!

    Ok, it was a road side sobriety test. Same thing.

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    EdHernandez922sharma_kamal2TannerCarrielynseysuealixandra_kMr_KapowskiYoung_StriblingMGreenMachine19
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    TinaLaCochinaOEdHernandez922alixandra_kCathy_Bennett65TheEdzorePoopster129michaelisgr8flyafuckingkite
    BazarComedyMissTirio
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Can you put me on your list of things to do?

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    BAMAFANinATLHarmoniousMessKaneKylaaly_martiniTannerCarrieGibbsCgibbs223somegirlsubhann456
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    damnfreakshowaly_martiniCorrinaTweetsIamJickz1SleepingGiantGosellsomethingnotanymore112flyafuckingkite
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    The only reason I turn on the tv is so its not quiet & lonely when I'm on twitter.

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    Mr_KapowskiZedRebelvinfuryDadandBuriedOkla_ChivetteBazarComedyTheTopO_TheHillStarksWeek
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    BazarComedyStarksWeekTheTalkingPipeTiffhoney83withanewnameYesImMattameo02benittto7________
    LadyBombs________B0MBS_____________
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    I would love to buy a 17th century castle!

    Too bad I'm baroque.

    Hahahahaha......

    Fuck.

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    Mr_KapowskiCareEg33WesToGodbgindyhareywrightmacauleeymadi_brooke16jaynecomplains
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    WesToGovinfuryBazarComedyStarksWeekspidr2ybananaAPANCHALYPSENOWlostinthemomntrustygunter
    Lakeoconeebldr
  • jennalynn518
      Jenna @jennalynn518

    Guys who watch tv with a hand down their pants, I get it. It's fucking cozy down there.

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    Mr_KapowskiakissofwordsZedRebeljkbsoldierMaleRNTXGavin229teekay1013Jpro717
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    ZedRebelcevendueceBrittsBeardGangvinfuryBazarComedyStarksWeekb_neis_n_wandernukachan
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