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@markfhfx This is the face I make when I have <5 emails in my inbox, http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/413438-sweet-jesus-face-sweet-jesus-have-mercy …
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww guy next to me is spitting into a ziploc baggie. This is why people hate taking the bus.
Pro tip: don't set your phone to auto-read texts out loud unless you want all to know Sandy is expecting you to "bring it hard tonight."
Cat: " I wanna sleep at the foot of the bed. Best way there is to jump on your head & walk down your body to the empty corner as you nap."
I can program my oven when to cook and for how long. So I can nap and the oven will turn itself on. I'll wake to a cooked dinner. Win.
I think my OCD is getting slowly worse. I now need to push the paper towel dispenser lever 10x, up from 7x 6mths ago, when drying my hands.
Nothing is worse than the panic you feel over not being able to find your ear buds for the bus ride...
After her daring escape attempt tonight, Kitty realizes there is a whole world past the driveway and won't shut the fuck up about it.
Why are greeting cards for weddings always so dang cheesy? Where are the batman themed wedding cards?
I'm finding it hard not to roll my eyes during videoconferences. This is why I prefer teleconferences.
Tuned in for one minute to the MTV music awards in time to see Chris Brown win an award. Utterly disgusted. time to watch something else.
There is a guy on the bus wearing a shower curtain, complete with rings, as a poncho.
Just a girl with a penchant for micro-blogging her life, even if it's to no one in particular.