@markfhfx This is the face I make when I have <5 emails in my inbox,  http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/413438-sweet-jesus-face-sweet-jesus-have-mercy …

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww guy next to me is spitting into a ziploc baggie. This is why people hate taking the bus.

@lifeofmytime terribly organized people think alike! We realized at 4:30 that we should rush over there. Not our best move.

Pro tip: don't set your phone to auto-read texts out loud unless you want all to know Sandy is expecting you to "bring it hard tonight."

I am still not sure how catnip is to be consummed, but I assume rolling around until you're coated in it is not it. pic.twitter.com/A9acztjTAf

@kristicolleen It's in the same aisle as the unicorn meat and calorie-reducing chocolate.

@jillemader @joelkelly looks like a playbill for a 1 man show where he sits in a chair, drinking, smoking cigars, & making faces for 3hrs.

So @dev0kan and @opelious watch UFC for the fighting. @markfhfx and I watch it to pick the hotter contenders in tight shorts.

Cat: " I wanna sleep at the foot of the bed. Best way there is to jump on your head & walk down your body to the empty corner as you nap."

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Dreamt I was waiting for Beyonce in a restaurant. We had a meeting to go over new choreography. I blame @bboudreau and @jillemader .

I can program my oven when to cook and for how long. So I can nap and the oven will turn itself on. I'll wake to a cooked dinner. Win.

I think my OCD is getting slowly worse. I now need to push the paper towel dispenser lever 10x, up from 7x 6mths ago, when drying my hands.

Nothing is worse than the panic you feel over not being able to find your ear buds for the bus ride...

After her daring escape attempt tonight, Kitty realizes there is a whole world past the driveway and won't shut the fuck up about it.

@trudi_e but that doesn't help for renting old school movies that aren't on Netflix. Boo.

Why are greeting cards for weddings always so dang cheesy? Where are the batman themed wedding cards?

I'm finding it hard not to roll my eyes during videoconferences. This is why I prefer teleconferences.

Tuned in for one minute to the MTV music awards in time to see Chris Brown win an award. Utterly disgusted. time to watch something else.

Exactly, unless you mean you're brightening something RT @kirk1977: Lightning, people, lightning. No "e."

There is a guy on the bus wearing a shower curtain, complete with rings, as a poncho.