@jenngorder's (Jenny Gorder) most faved Tweets...
You ever wonder how the Professor on Giligan's Island could build a radio outa coconuts but the idiot couldn't build a damn raft?
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This snow is really deep. I might make Robby tie a rope to himself when he takes the trash out. Don't wanna lose another trashcan.
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U guys wishin death on Limbaugh are mean! He's a person! Now. Back to pickin on the guy that tried 2 blow his pecker off!
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"That's an interesting St Patty's hat Where'd you get it?." "I caught a leprechaun, skinned him and turned him into a fedora."
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Son thinks he broke his finger poking a blanket with it. At times I just wanna cry. A blanket? He couldn't lie & tell me he hit someone?
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I'm going to bed. It is so hard to fathom why anyone wouldn't adore me. Ah well, I guess some people just don't like to be around awesome.
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You know what is horrible? Having a strong urge to call one of ur teenage child's friends a nerd. Becuz the kid is a total poser.
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Lady Gaga's new video, Telephone, scares me. Like Natural Born Killers on serious estrogen overdose.
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Twitter is a great source of information. Not only do I get immediate news, I also find how many times people are fucking each other's mom.
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Calling the Olympics the Os might actually get me to watch them. Only because I'd think they meant Orgasms.
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Where have I been? Everywhere. on the Internet that is. And nowhere. Im losing followers. Cause they suck.
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I might be fat, but I can change that. Unfortunately there's no cure for dumb fuck asshole. Other than beheading.
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