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Hey kids! Today's secret word is CUNT! Whenever you see one, scream real loud! Then punch that cunt in the face!
When you put your ear into my cleavage you can hear the ocean. #boobfacts
I hate having to shit more than twice a day. what a pain in the ass.
People keep posting about how Chick-Fil-A is hateful towards gay people. Every time I see one of these posts I want nuggets & waffle fries.
just typed up and deleted a facebook comment about healthcare. staying the fuck out of it. Fuck you all. wake me up when its over.
#NewJollyRancherFlavors Paula Deen's Vagina
How I ate your mother's brains #ZombieSitcoms
hmm in all the escitement to do work from home i forgot that I have a child who probably would like to eat food this evening
im seeing people bitching about iOS5 not updating properly, blackberry out all day. man. my Android phone just works #smarmyphonetweet
I like tits now. tits are cool.
I finally get my Dish back up so of course I immediately put on Hulu and try to catch up on Community
if you "like" your own post on FB it's alot like masturbating and telling yourself how awesome it was. (Which I also do.)
changed my twitter notification sound to Beavis & Butthead laughing. brilliant. that's exactly the sort of response twitter deserves
Natural Born Hater™ ~ Co-Time Lord on @PlayingDoctors ~ EIC of @mouthybroadcast ~ Guest on @DorkTrek. I make tshirts. http://bit.ly/hPlc2G