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sometimes I have a REALLY hard time not wanting to bitchslap the holy fuck out of people.
RT if you are Spartacus
Half a mind to report my neighbors for disturbing the peace with their party. Not because they're bothering me but because im a grumpy bitch
Hey kids! Today's secret word is CUNT! Whenever you see one, scream real loud! Then punch that cunt in the face!
When you put your ear into my cleavage you can hear the ocean. #boobfacts
I hate having to shit more than twice a day. what a pain in the ass.
People keep posting about how Chick-Fil-A is hateful towards gay people. Every time I see one of these posts I want nuggets & waffle fries.
just typed up and deleted a facebook comment about healthcare. staying the fuck out of it. Fuck you all. wake me up when its over.
#NewJollyRancherFlavors Paula Deen's Vagina
How I ate your mother's brains #ZombieSitcoms
hmm in all the escitement to do work from home i forgot that I have a child who probably would like to eat food this evening
im seeing people bitching about iOS5 not updating properly, blackberry out all day. man. my Android phone just works #smarmyphonetweet
I like tits now. tits are cool.
I just snorted a line of cyan toner from our laser printer and now I understand the Smurfs
I farted while playing candy crush and the guy said "tasty!"
Probably the funniest thing that will happen to me all day
I cannot keep bouncing between Mac & PC like this. I feel like I'm having a bisexual affair, keep reaching for the wrong buttons and parts.
Natural Born Hater™ ~ Co-Time Lord on @PlayingDoctors ~ EIC of @mouthybroadcast ~ Guest on @DorkTrek. I make t-shirts. Art monkey for hire.