RT if you are Spartacus

Coworker just showed me this photo. Pretty sure it's @filthyrichmond and daddy in the early 80's http://plixi.com/p/96497005

Hey kids! Today's secret word is CUNT! Whenever you see one, scream real loud! Then punch that cunt in the face!

When you put your ear into my cleavage you can hear the ocean. #boobfacts

I hate having to shit more than twice a day. what a pain in the ass.

Interracial lesbian couple on divorce court! Hells yes #equality

Hay guise look. My website portfolio thingy is being born.
 http://zellsbells.com 
See how awesome I am

People keep posting about how Chick-Fil-A is hateful towards gay people. Every time I see one of these posts I want nuggets & waffle fries.

just typed up and deleted a facebook comment about healthcare. staying the fuck out of it. Fuck you all. wake me up when its over.

#NewJollyRancherFlavors Paula Deen's Vagina

How I ate your mother's brains #ZombieSitcoms

hmm in all the escitement to do work from home i forgot that I have a child who probably would like to eat food this evening

im seeing people bitching about iOS5 not updating properly, blackberry out all day. man. my Android phone just works #smarmyphonetweet

I like tits now. tits are cool.

I know one thing for sure, it sucks being irish in the spring and summer. I burn walking from my car to the office door. #NOLIE

I finally get my Dish back up so of course I immediately put on Hulu and try to catch up on Community

Every night I put on @trekfm ready room podcast as I nod off. One night I didn't put on the sleep timer and did 10 barrel rolls in my sleep.

Every woman who follows me needs to read this ~ A Message to Women From a Man: You Are Not "Crazy" http://t.co/wTAiy92D
thanks @amberleighn

if you "like" your own post on FB it's alot like masturbating and telling yourself how awesome it was. (Which I also do.)

changed my twitter notification sound to Beavis & Butthead laughing. brilliant. that's exactly the sort of response twitter deserves