@jenniferbailey5's (Jennifer Bailey) most faved Tweets...
Kens head fell off, 3 looked at it, threw it across the room & continued to play w/ headless Ken. Barbies shoe fell off- end of the world!
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6 yr old daughter: "the best thing about playing Mercenaries is punching people in the face" I love this kid
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If you eat then go to the bathroom right away, does that mean it's zero calories? I'm asking for a friend.
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3 yr old just sneezed out blue snot after eating lucky charms, see told you today was going to rule.
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@sandwichpolice you guys give up...or are you thirsty for more???
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The future is always changing in the largest ways by the smallest things.
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Just got taken out by my 12 yr old in a game of extreme hide & seek
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