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Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, like a coma.
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day
*stops running* i…i.. *puts hands on knees* i can’t *panting* keep up with the kardashians
The problem with you is that you exist.
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidently wipe her hands on her dress
If I go to hell I’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
“I liked triangles before they were cool." - Pythagoras
Shameless was amazing!!!! So happy it started up again
My doctor told me to eat more taco bell.
...Well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but I’m pretty sure i know what he meant.
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
Pop tarts? Please. I only eat punk tarts.
I don't think people change. I think they hide the true them and it slowly just creeps out into the open.
You can't "embrace your curves" if you have rolls
I honestly think you're really funny, which should count for a lot. Because I spend a lot of time online... So I know what's up