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I want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
The realization that I could tattoo more nipples onto my body is honestly more power than I can handle.
You only missed my voice when nobody else called you.
This girl on my FB posted a status about how disgusting it is that girls her age have kids... Yet she's a stripper. Okay.
Why the fuck are cardboard tampon applicators a thing?
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
Not holding doors for others will save you time, and it will also keep your arms rested, for when you need to use them to punch orphans
I love feeling this way. I never want it to stop.
why fall in love when you can fall into a volcano and feel the same thing
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