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Sex without love is awesome... Love without sex is miserable....
Dont feel so special my ex fucks everyone.
Its really hard to masterbate with spongebob playing in the other room.
Size may not matter fellas but it does need to be an outtie.
Im not worried about the size of the penis, there r toys to compensate. I want to see u wriggle your tongue, now thats where the talent is.
Since i joined twitter i have had to change panties at least 2x a day. I love you horny freaks;)
I rub my pussy after sex just to let it know it wasnt being punished for any wrongdoing....
Teaching my daughter how to fold laundry so when she gets married so can teach her husband....
My fingers are waterlogged from playing with my pussy..
I almost missed my masturbation break...
I could have sex all day,everyday. If only there was a career for me...
Twitter is the hunting trip. Kik is the trophy room.
Anal sex... Gods gift to guys that dont have huge cocks.
Employers need to offer masturbating breaks just like lunch breaks. Way less stress at work:) Im so calm right now...lol
Im out of batteries, guess im going to have to do this the old fashioned way. Can anyone lend a hand?
Ive got alcohol, my vibrator and you guys. Im in for a fun night:)
Feeling sorry for all the idiots that will get engaged tomorrow.... They have no idea
I love meeting new and interesting people. Very sexual and love to flirt. Just want to have some fun. Bi-Sexual