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I had salt and vinegar potato chips for breakfast. In bed. So no, no I am not seeing anyone new, Mom.
I know you may be immune to your kid wailing but the rest if the world isn't. Thanks.
Gloria Estefan gave a TED talk.
I just did the math. A Rod owes all 47,000 of us $30. #postseason #yankees.
some chick is 36 min late to her interview with me, I'm intrigued. Haha I'm giving interviews LOL!
Adderall: "how to be unbearable to be around, lose friends and alienate people." Just trying out some new tag lines.
Man successfully sues his wife over ugly children. This gives me so many ideas.
I sometimes read my favorites to see how funny I am. Oh wait.
Well evidently the answer is no, I would not kick myself out of bed for eating crackers or cookies or pizza or
That alien emoticon with no body freaks me the fuck out. Why is that the go to? Who decided this? Pharmaceutical companies?
I hate social media. Please RT.