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Once i found something offensive on twitter and then forgot about it and moved on with my life
10 years ago, I had a "clubbing wardrobe" now I have a "going out shirt"
Has anyone actually gotten oral sex by tweeting that they wanted some? Asking for me
I just went and liked a bunch of stupid shit on Facebook because its my bday soon
What kind of wine goes with raging jealously?
Try and stop me from eating your dick - slutty zombie
I could tweet about my huge boobs or period to get too 200 followers but i want quality people who like me cause im easy
Oh awkward i forgot my bfs birthday! Maybe his wife will let me put my name on the card she got him
I wrote my twitter crush this poem "roses are red, violets are blue, im going to hunt, torture and kill you" too sappy?
I start everyday with a fresh fruit and protein powder smoothie, and 3 cigarettes cause im kinda a health freak.
I almost started to forget why i hate all humans, then one opened their mouth and i remembered
My hometown is so full of drama its like a soap opera. Except everyone's ugly and poor
Sext – Will you lick syrup off me until you go into a diabetic coma and die? Baby
Im so old i havent high fived after sex in like 10 years :(
In respect to my dad on fathers day i will not share any nude photos of myself until after midnight
Sext - give me 5, i have to go Google that so i know how to respond
Im on a diet starting again tmrw. Unrelated we're out of cookies, ice cream bars, and donuts.
If you're a party of two and dont single file on the sidewalk when you meet someone, rot in hell
NONE of my tweets are about you! Except this one, and maybe 1 about butt stuff back in September, but thats it
Moving my friend or faking my death - life is full of choices
This is the story of a girl who thought she was fucking special but is just like all the other assholes out there. Please encourage my delusion or fuck off