Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You can always count on Chris Davis for a homer.
At work today one of my kids told me my hair was so pretty and that it was magic like Rapunzel's. Pretty much the best compliment ever 👸✨💖👑
Like why did I used to draw sunglasses on the sun how is he supposed to protect his retinas from the sun when he is the sun.
The Wasilla McDonald's sign currently says "Quarder pounder burger"...
Sir, I think you mean QuarTer.
I think, as white girls, we focus too much on you're/your and then/than. Breath/breathe and loose/lose don't get NEARLY enough attention.
i like my yogurt greek, my tats hebrew, my theologians german, my bible english and my take-out chinese
Mall kiosk workers are the human equivalent of pop-up ads.
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel
Wake up in the morning feeling like Sean Combs
This time tomorrow, I will be flying to Phoenix for my internship!!!!!!!
I'm so glad the Orioles took this series from the Yankees.
Customer: "do you want everyone to see that your fly is down or should I tell you?"
No go ahead and tell me, thanks.